If it rhymes, then it must be true.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/21/2019 at 10:19 • Filed to: Perlatiks

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 10:22

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Impeach Trump
Free sump pump

benn454 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 10:26

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 Future road rage shooter right there. 

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 10:26

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Build the wall,
crime will fall,
driver picks the music.

build the wall,
block them all,
driver has a small dick.

Chuckles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 10:33

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Yes, I’m sure that a wall at the southern border will lead to a decrease in crime in *checks notes* the Pacific Northwest.

Or does this person want a wall at the Canadian border?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chuckles 11/21/2019 at 10:34

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He’s probably tired of CoFL using our sweet roads without paying the taxes to maintain them!

Chuckles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 10:36

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The fact that Kia is willing to sell a car without standard air conditioning in this day and age is the real crime.

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 10:38

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Doesn’t CoFL swing by to pick up our cheap, cheap (compared to Canada) gas sometimes?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > facw 11/21/2019 at 10:40

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Not if he can help it , we don’t have 94 here in WA. Primarily j ust 92.

Wacko > benn454 11/21/2019 at 10:46

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Future Walmart shooter!

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 12:01

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Yes, we have plenty of deplorables in WA too.

Just what I’d expect from a neglected (appears to be missing the entire rear wiper blade) old Exploder. I’d also wager on inconsistent signal use, tailgating on residential streets, and wide variances in speed  when it ventures onto the highway.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 12:12

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“Altar to alter” and a UScca? Not paying attention to one of those

benn454 > Wacko 11/21/2019 at 12:45

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  And since Walmart stopped selling guns, the customers can't shoot back. 

Svend > Chuckles 11/21/2019 at 17:06

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I’m guessing many Canadians do. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 19:29

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“You know I was going to walk around pulling on door handles looking for unlocked cars, so I could find stuff to sell. But trump did build a wall on the Rio so I think I’ll just go to the library In stead.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Chuckles 11/21/2019 at 20:02

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Who need AC in Canada 

Chuckles > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/21/2019 at 20:16

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Canadians, probably. 

Thisismydisplayname > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 20:24

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That was nice of them to place a sticker on their vehicle that lets everyone around know how big a tool they are.  Good on them for being ignorant and proud of it.